Dear Tech Support Team......
Last Month I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.Applications such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't Seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, butthe 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
"A Troubled User"
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Dear Troubled User.........
This is a very common problem that people complainabout. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0,thinking that it is just a Utilities andEntertainment program.Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by itsCreator to run EVERYTHING!! !It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to returnto Girlfriend 5.0.It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the programfiles from the system once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) . I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work onimproving the environment.I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.The best course of action is to enter the commandC:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have togive the APOLOGIZE command before the system willreturn to normal anyway.Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be veryhigh maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several supportprograms, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and Do Laundry 4.2. However, be very careful how youuse these programs. Improper use will cause the systemto launch the program Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve theperformance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additionalsoftware. I recommendSarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances,install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This applicationis not supported by Wife 1.0 and will causeirreversible damage to the operating system.
Thanks & Regards!
Tech support